Daryls
Where this data comes from & how picking works
The real Yahoo API import isn’t live yet (see league settings / CLAUDE.md), so this is a manual snapshot: Joel screenshotted every team’s Yahoo roster page and the final 2025 standings, and this page was built directly from those images.
Rosters shown are the top of each team’s roster as Yahoo displayed it — all offense, kicker and defense/special-teams, plus at least one IDP. A few late-roster bench/IDP spots got cut off the bottom of the screenshots and aren’t listed. Shouldn’t matter for picking a keeper — nobody’s keeping a bench linebacker — but the list isn’t claimed to be 100% complete.
Picking a keeper writes a request, not the database directly — PHP here can only read
daryls.db. A host-side worker applies it within about a minute, so don’t
panic if your pick doesn’t appear instantly. Keepers are one-and-done —
once a team’s pick is locked in, the picker for that team disappears and nobody (there’s no
login on this site) can change it. Pick carefully. Type your name so the group can tell who picked what.
Final 2025 standings
| # | Team | Owner | W–L | PF | PA | 2026 keeper |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 ★ | Cambrian Keg Rollers | Mike | 8–6 | 1,748.38 | 1,702.70 |
Jonathan Taylor (RB · Ind) picked by Mike Brady (aka BradyBall) |
| 2 ★ | Dusters | Dustin | 7–7 | 1,641.28 | 1,547.00 |
James Cook III (RB · Buf) picked by ND (aka Dustin, aka DoneAndDust3d) |
| 3 ★ | Fumbleitis | Jamie | 9–5 | 1,647.28 | 1,414.98 |
A.J. Brown (WR · NE) picked by Jamie (aka Fumbleitis11) |
| 4 | FOURPEATMYASS | Chris | 8–6 | 1,546.26 | 1,608.20 |
Puka Nacua (WR · LAR) picked by Chris aka da da dipship (aka cblack02) |
| 5 | Repeat Offenders | Nathan | 8–6 | 1,388.50 | 1,473.26 |
No keeper picked by ND (aka Nathan, aka Nada720) |
| 6 | Major Deadwood's Newt Farmers | raiderlore | 8–6 | 1,577.44 | 1,442.56 |
Jahmyr Gibbs (RB · Det) picked by raiderlore (aka Majordeadwood) |
| 7 | Ridge Rats | Chris | 7–7 | 1,588.54 | 1,529.20 |
No keeper picked by Chris aka Dink aka "Virgin boy" (aka BoulderNiner) |
| 8 | SOCIOS | JCC | 5–9 | 1,447.88 | 1,613.14 |
Josh Allen (QB · Buf) picked by JOEL (aka JCC, aka PIBER, aka Aaron Goodwin) |
| 9 | Brock Lee | EC | 6–8 | 1,570.52 | 1,575.70 |
Brock Bowers (TE · LV) picked by Eric Chesterman (aka EC, aka echesterman) |
| 10 | QuarantineSacK | Steve | 4–10 | 1,400.52 | 1,649.86 |
No keeper picked by Steve aka Mt Saint (aka ChicoBigBaller) |
#1 ★ — Cambrian Keg Rollers
🔒 Keeper locked in: Jonathan Taylor (RB · Ind) — picked by Mike Brady (aka BradyBall), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#2 ★ — Dusters
🔒 Keeper locked in: James Cook III (RB · Buf) — picked by ND (aka Dustin, aka DoneAndDust3d), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#3 ★ — Fumbleitis
🔒 Keeper locked in: A.J. Brown (WR · NE) — picked by Jamie (aka Fumbleitis11), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#4 — FOURPEATMYASS
🔒 Keeper locked in: Puka Nacua (WR · LAR) — picked by Chris aka da da dipship (aka cblack02), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#5 — Repeat Offenders
🔒 Locked in with no keeper — picked by ND (aka Nathan, aka Nada720), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#6 — Major Deadwood's Newt Farmers
🔒 Keeper locked in: Jahmyr Gibbs (RB · Det) — picked by raiderlore (aka Majordeadwood), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#7 — Ridge Rats
🔒 Locked in with no keeper — picked by Chris aka Dink aka "Virgin boy" (aka BoulderNiner), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#8 — SOCIOS
🔒 Keeper locked in: Josh Allen (QB · Buf) — picked by JOEL (aka JCC, aka PIBER, aka Aaron Goodwin), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#9 — Brock Lee
🔒 Keeper locked in: Brock Bowers (TE · LV) — picked by Eric Chesterman (aka EC, aka echesterman), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
#10 — QuarantineSacK
🔒 Locked in with no keeper — picked by Steve aka Mt Saint (aka ChicoBigBaller), 46 days ago
Keepers are one-and-done — this team’s pick can’t be changed.
